Jeff Foxworthy


Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American comedian, television and radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall and Ron White. Known for his "you might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3×multi-Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has also written several books based on his redneck jokes, as well as an autobiography entitled No Shirt, No Shoes... No Problem!. Foxworthy has also made several ventures into television, first in the mid-1990s as the star of a sitcom called, The Jeff Foxworthy Show. He has also appeared alongside Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy in several Blue Collar television specials, most notably Blue Collar TV. Since 2007, he has been the host of ...

Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas



  • somebody dun gon to the Walmart
    man this the stuff i got for christmas
    well you cleand up what ya get
    5 flanle sherts
    4 big mut tires
    3 shot gun shells
    2 huntin dogs
    and some parts to a mustang gt
    thers twelve days of christmas
    i know that i got it covers look over there in the corner
    thats you stuff too!
    12 packs of bud
    11 reslen tickets
    10 a copinhagin
    9 years probation
    8 table dancers
    7 packs of red men
    6 packs of spam
    5 flanle sherts
    4 big mut tires
    3 shot gun shells
    2 huntin dogs
    and some parts to a mustang gt
    man this ant normle christmas presnts
    no ther redneck gifts
    redneck gifts
    ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers
    of you can berp the intier cours to jingle bells
    or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the hi dive
    or if youve ever mist spelled any thing in christmas lights
    or if you leave cold bear and pickeld eggs for santa claus
    whats rong with that
    i never sead there was something rong with it its just hard to beat


    well you know you cant really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentery and visit your mamma
    your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear
    now im gunna do it for you again now listan